A drunk Russian woman was very nice to me yesterday.
— “Where can I eat something?”
— “It’s Yom-Kippur, no-one eats today.”
— “And who eats you?!! You are bald and your shirt is dirty! I shall cut you to pieces and eat you! You are ugly! I shall annihilate you! You are disgusting! I shall destroy you!”
I went away, she kept shouting. Poor thing, she was probably hungry and couldn’t find any grocer to give her leftovers.