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Jew, Ashkenazi (an immigrant from Ukraine ) , 174 height , sportive , non-smoking , a home person, practical, professional (programmer and electronics ) .

Understand that family – is constant work that needs to be invested in.

Ready to lead the family – (to cook,budget,education of the children,fixing at home,e.i.).

Value family life.

Seeking a young lady from Ethiopia , that can give birth the four children.


Found in Petakh Tikva. See Hebrew text at my Hebrew blog.

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I Gotta Move

Oh no.

He came from my home town
He was a prophet
Some kids they put him in the ground
Got coffee
Got donuts
Got wasted
Erased head
And what do they say?
He’s not afraid of the present tense
And talking back is a bad defense
I gotta move
I gotta break
I gotta get me cross the lake
I gotta move

Bother.

People Speaking – Better

— “Write the check and go pay the rent.”

— “Oh, why didn’t you remind you me earlier?! I left the checkbook in the car.”

— “I told you yesterday.”

— “Arrrgh! You shouldn’t have said that.”

— “You asked first. You shouldn’t have asked.”

— “A question better not asked is better not answered.”

— “OK, you win.”


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