I met a school friend and found out that she has cancer. It was very sad. And then, instead of killing her, it turned her into a phonograph.
Then i was offered to host an “Amazing Race“-style reality show. I accepted the offer, ‘cuz the money was good, but quickly found out that all the contestants are totally disgusting people. So i asked to quit. To convince me to stay the producer offered me a free trip to Barcelona. But i refused. So he told me that thanks to me the show enjoys high ratings and promised me to donate half of the advertising revenue to cancer research. So i recalled the sad story of my school friend and agreed.
Shortly after i arrived at Barcelona, a phonecall from an ISP salesperson woke me up.
P.S. I sincerely wish Jade Goody and her family all the best.
Aharoni in Unicode 