In a bold marketing move Microsoft announced that it will release a portable digital music player called “Fucking”.
That’s right – the meaning of the word “Zune” (זיון) in Hebrew is “fucking”. Imagine, if you will, this dialog:
— “Hello, i’d like to buy Microsoft Fucking for my grandson. How much is it?”
— “Let’s see … 689.95 NIS for the Fucking Device … 59.95 NIS for a monthly subscription to Microsoft® Fucking Music Service™ – it’s pretty good, you can listen to Weezer, Beck and David Byrne … and you also need to sign an agreement stating that you know that if your grandson tries to crack Microsoft® Fucking Crap™, you will be automatically fucked – i mean, sued.”
Oh (edit): Did anyone get the Weezer, Beck and David Byrne joke?