Freshly converted vegetarians are supposed to have problems with vitamin B12. Many are compensating the lack of it by eating pills. I hate pills. Two hundred years ago there were vegetarians too, and there were no pharmaceutical corporations that produced pills. If there’s no other choice than to eat pills, i’d rather eat meat.

I was eating noodles and thought: If we substitute an essential part of our diet for pills, why not just make pills that includes the necessary daily dosage of proteins, carbs, vitamins etc. and eat that instead of wasting time on cooking and dining? “Well, there must be something to make us feel sated”, Hadar said. “It all ends up as chemicals”, i replied. “No, it must be the quantity, too”, she argued. Then i thought – do we really need all that quantity? Is that whole plate of noodles made up of necessary minerals that we need? The answer came quickly – shit.

Shit is all the food that we don’t digest. Mama told me that, so it must be right. If we don’t digest it, than we probably don’t need it anyway. So if we make such pills and stop eating food, it will keep us alive, give us more time for work and leisure and most importantly – there’ll be no more shit in the world!

Maybe pills are not such a bad idea.


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