Mail Order, part 2

Yulia Tymoshenko - the HOT Ukrainian prime-minister!

If i had the need to order myself a bride from Ukraine, it would be her – Yulia Tymoshenko. She’s forty-five years old, she writes her last name with a Y1, and she’s the hottest prime-minister on the globe.

I don’t really know what her platform is … She’s supposed to be the right hand of that Yuschenko freak, so she’s probably pro-European, pro-capitalist, pro-liberal, mildly anti-Russian and all that, which is probably OK, even though that regime is probably just a pawn in the grand plan of the Joint World Domination Government of Jews, Americans and Freemasons to finally succeed where the Tatars, the French and the Germans miserably failed – to conquer Russia. When war and scorched earth don’t work, bring on hot chicks! I totally agree. I won’t stand in their way. In fact, i’m adding her 88×31 button to my template. Maybe she’ll add mine too. Ya mama.


1 Which you have no chance of pronouncing correctly unless you’re Ukrainian. If you’re Russian you will be technically able to pronounce it correctly, but it will still be impossible psychologically. That’s the reason she doesn’t write it Тымошенко in Russian, but Тимошенко. It looks the same as in Ukrainian, but is pronounced quite differently. It’s not just an easy coincidence – her PR people understand how much the masses hate it when someone tampers with their language and they use this knowledge well. If you didn’t understand what i just wrote, you’re the masses. The hope doesn’t lie in the proles.

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